Random Stories

It was the middle of the night and all was quiet untill..........

Crash, Bang an ancient Gramaphone started spluttering and
coughing playing terrible screeching Opera Music.
The culprit, that I found wandering around aimlessly started
running around crazily like a chicken with it's head chopped off which it was.
It was also being chased around the room by a blood splattered monkey.
Which grossley only had the top half of it's body and was running around on it's hands.
Bang,Crash, Wallop, the headless chicken crashed into the bottom half of the monkey.
They fell, through the hatch to the attic, before which they had climbed.
They landed with a big thump in a puddle of thick and running slime, that seemed to
be dripping out of the celing.
"Come here my pretties, let me fix you up"said a balding man."Henry, come down here
, I'll fix you back up."siad the man to the top half of the monkey,
as he pulled the chicken and the rest of the monkey out of the slime.
He took them into a room on the wall below.It had weird peices of equipment everywhere.
Instead of pixing the monkey back together with itself, he put the top of the monkey,Henry,
onto the top of a horses body where
it's neck should have been.Then he fixed all the vein's and sewed him up and 'Hey Presto' a half horse, half monkey.
As the chicken was sitting in the waiting room,trying not to panic, he discovered. I have no idea how?
That he was sitting on his head. He put it back on his neck and had a look around.
He was sitting on a chair in a room with marble walls,quite spacious actually,then,he saw, the paintings on the walls.
One of them was a picture of a Grand and Royal Castle. It occured to him to look ou the window to see where he was.
It was just from the picture, so glamourous.
He looked at the other picture,it was a women, so elegant and pretty, long silky hair,flowing down past and over her shoulders.
Then he looked to the other walls, the other poirtraits,the eyes from thepaintings followed his gaze.
AAAHHHHH!!!!Running like a Headless Chicken, I am really good at it too.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!Because my head fell off again!!!!!!!
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