Annoying Things

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO AT A SWIMMING POOL
1. hit strangers with your flutter board
2. Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
3. Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
4. Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say,
"Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
5. Hit strangers with your wet towel.
6. Throw people's things into the pool.
7. Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

Ways 2 annoy pple
1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green,
and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2. Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
3. Answer every question with another question.
As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
6. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
7. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
8. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in
the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
9. Every time someone asks you to do something or says
something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
10. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.