When Your Bored While Shopping

Things to do when you are bored when shopping
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "
'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker,
assume the foetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly,
"There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Annoying Things

ANNOYING THINGS TO DO AT A SWIMMING POOL
1. hit strangers with your flutter board
2. Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
3. Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
4. Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say,
"Wheee! I'm Batman!" while running around.
5. Hit strangers with your wet towel.
6. Throw people's things into the pool.
7. Play Marco-Polo by yourself.

Ways 2 annoy pple
1. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green,
and insist to others that you "like it that way".
2. Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
3. Answer every question with another question.
As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
5. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
6. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
7. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
8. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in
the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
9. Every time someone asks you to do something or says
something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
10. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

Best Friends

You Are My Best Friend!
by Katherine James
Best friends we are ,
Best friends we'll be,
For always forever,
You and Me!

Longer than a phone call,
Deeper than the sea,
All this belongs to us,
You and Me!

Put it in a bottle,
Never let it free,
keep it in your heart,
You and Me!

I hope you read this poem,
Remember it for me,
Look after it with care,
You and Me!


Who knew everything I felt.
She knew my every weakness,
And the problems I've been dealt.
She understood my wonders,
And listened to my dreams.
She listened to how I felt about life and love,
And knew what it all means.
Not once did she interrupt me,
Or tell me I was wrong.
She understood what I was going through,
And promised she'd stay long
I reached out to this friend
To show her that i care
To pull her close and let her know
How much I need her there
I went to hold her hand
To pull her a bit nearer
And realized that this perfect friend I found
Was nothing but my mirror.

My friends are exactly like the last poem, except for the fact thet
they are real.

I'll always be beside you, until the very end,
Wiping all your tears away, being your Best Friend.
I'll smile when you smile and feel the pain you do,
And if you cry, I promise I'll cry too

Randomest Quiz

This is not scored.. It's to find out a bit more about you..

Question1:
What colour are your toes?

A)Blue
B)Red
C)Purple
D)Red
E)Peach

Quetion 2:
Do you name your socks?

A)Only on Thursday's
B)Why?Do You?
C)No

Question 3:
What colour is my beard?

A)White
B)Gray
C)Hot Pink
D)You Don't Have A Beard!

Question 4:
How do you know I don't have a Beard? Do you stalk me?

A)Yea *Hears a whisper"stalker"*
B)No
C)The question is do you stalk me?

Question 5:
Finish this sentance. "Llama,Llama,Llama,Llama,Llama,Llama...."

A)Llama
B)ABCDEFQ
C)DUCK!*quack*
D)Cheese!!

Question 6:
Are you a Girl or a Boy?

A)Both
B)Neither
C)Girl
D)Boy

Question 7:
Does your hand sanitizer talk to you?

A)You hear them too!!!
B)No
C)Maybe...
D)No but this girl in my class does

Question 8:
Who is the Hottest guy in Harry Potter 4?

A)Cedric!!DUH!
B)The Twins
C)Harry
D)Ron

Question 9:
Hi

A)Thats not a question
B)Hi
C)What does the red sign mean with the S-T-O-P in it? *tires squealing CRASH*
D)...follow the yellow brick road!

Question 10:
Me + Robert Pattinson =...

A)Cheese
B)Love
C)Hate

Question 11:
Who is Robert Pattinson you ask?

A) Look over there! It's a Llama dancing in my underwear!
B)Yellow is the color of Cheese!
C)He plays Cedric Diggory & he's super hot!
(No I didn't write that he was hot)

Question 12:
What color is Uncle Rico's van?

A)Blue
B)Orange
C)The inside of my head is hollow *knock, knock*

Question 13:
Has anyone noticed this? In Napoleon Dynamite, when Summer does her routine after her speech, a Backstreet Boys song plays. The movie takes place in the 70s and the Backstreet Boys didn't come out until the 90s!

A)I didn't see it
B)Yeah, I noticed
C)No
D)I don't remember

Question 14:
Treesafer is a combination of what 2 names?

A)Tree and Christopher
B)Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
C)Silver and Gold

Question 15:
Do you feel smarter after taking this quiz?

A)My hand sanitizer is talking to me again! *world domination*
B)No
C)Yes! Harvard here I come!


But Here Are The Answers If You Want Them

1:e-Peach
2:a-Only on Thursdays
3:d-You don;t have a beard
4:a-Yes *hears a whisper "stalker"*
5:c-DUCK!*quack*
6:a-Neither
7:a-You Hear them too
8:a-Cedric Duh
9:b-Hi
10:b-Love
11:d-He plays Cedric Diggory & he's super hot
12:b-Orange
13:a?-Yeah, I noticed
14:a-Tree and Christopher
15:c- Yes! Harvard Here I come!!

Ok I really didn't write this quiz, but I hoped you enjoyed it

Does Heaven Have a Phone number?

This made me cry.. But yes I am a softie and I'm a girl so I' allowed to cry..

Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,
My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away,
Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book?
Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know where to look.
I think my daddy needs her too, at night I hear him cry.
I hear him call her name sometimes, but I really don't know why.
Maybe if I call her, she will hurry home to me.
Is Heaven very far away, is it across the sea?
She's been gone a long, long time she needs to come home now!
I really need to reach her, but I simply don't know how.
Help me find the number please, is it listed under "Heaven"?
I can't read these big words, I am only seven.
I'm sorry operator, I didn't mean to make you cry,
Is your tummy hurting too, or is there something in your eye?
If I call my church maybe they will know.
Mommy said when we need help that's where we should go.
I found the number to my church tacked up on the wall.
Thank you operator, I'll give them a call.

Cute Sayings/ Things (No sick reference intended)

Your Perfect.
...Because everything you do Makes me smile.
...Because every second spent with you Is worthwhile
...Because when you laugh at me I laugh too
...Because everyone else can see That I'm devoted to you
...Because I love your eyes And the way they shine...
Because you don't tell lies And you're so cute when you whine
...Because when you get mad You can't hide it
...Because even when you're sad I can't find it
...Because the way you hold me Sends shivers down my spine
...Because your spirits so free And your so damn fine.
...Because I never stop thinking about you It's just not fair. ...Because you're so perfect And no one else can compare

im just me . and thats all I can be
no more . no less . no 2nd guess
i laugh . i love . i live . i cry
and some times i wish i would die
some day im funnyothers im not
some times im in overdrive .and i cant stop
you may not like me . but thats ok
this is me . and this is how ill stay.

~*if u want me to fall for u,u have to give me something worth tripping over.*~

Petafile Video

We are supposed to write about that video Ms Wilson showed us about Internet safety..

That video, I had already seen on Cambell Live..

Its quite scary knowing that people out there can find out such person al details so easily,
then want to stalk young girls and things like that.
I do know most people my age give out their details like its nothing,
they don't really care if everyone knows everything about them.
But people need to realise that they shouldn't tell all this stuff to someone
they don't even know, or don't even know if they're real.

So guys, don't tell everyone one you meet where you live, and what school you go to,
how old you are or anthing else too personal. Its scary what some people will do.

Stories

Ok, so as you might find out, I really love to write stories,
and being a writer means you put your personality and everything
you have into the story your working on so that readers can relate to what
the character or author is feeling at that certain moment.

Writing is a place where you don't have to be what everyone expects you to be.
You can be an explorer tramping through the Amazon,
A small child being treated badly by her foster parents,
A man of power in the days where woman wern't allowed,
An animal trying to find its way home,
A grieving parent after the loss of a loved one,
Anyone you want to be......

With my writing, I tend not to do any one subject more than once,
I also put all my personality and weirdness into every story I write,
So if you don't like me, don't even bother to read anything I've written,
Whether it be my stories poetry or even a funny thing I thought of...
Just don't...

I would really appreciate who ever reads this to leave me a comment,
that is a starting line,
I like to get my friends to make up the first line of my stories,
then from there I write whatever comes to me.. Thanks..

Last year I asked nancy for one...
My story ended up with an angry clown taking
advantage and kidnapping these two old, drunk guys....

With me.........




You never know what might happen next....

Random Stories

It was the middle of the night and all was quiet untill..........

Crash, Bang an ancient Gramaphone started spluttering and
coughing playing terrible screeching Opera Music.
The culprit, that I found wandering around aimlessly started
running around crazily like a chicken with it's head chopped off which it was.
It was also being chased around the room by a blood splattered monkey.
Which grossley only had the top half of it's body and was running around on it's hands.
Bang,Crash, Wallop, the headless chicken crashed into the bottom half of the monkey.
They fell, through the hatch to the attic, before which they had climbed.
They landed with a big thump in a puddle of thick and running slime, that seemed to
be dripping out of the celing.
"Come here my pretties, let me fix you up"said a balding man."Henry, come down here
, I'll fix you back up."siad the man to the top half of the monkey,
as he pulled the chicken and the rest of the monkey out of the slime.
He took them into a room on the wall below.It had weird peices of equipment everywhere.
Instead of pixing the monkey back together with itself, he put the top of the monkey,Henry,
onto the top of a horses body where
it's neck should have been.Then he fixed all the vein's and sewed him up and 'Hey Presto' a half horse, half monkey.
As the chicken was sitting in the waiting room,trying not to panic, he discovered. I have no idea how?
That he was sitting on his head. He put it back on his neck and had a look around.
He was sitting on a chair in a room with marble walls,quite spacious actually,then,he saw, the paintings on the walls.
One of them was a picture of a Grand and Royal Castle. It occured to him to look ou the window to see where he was.
It was just from the picture, so glamourous.
He looked at the other picture,it was a women, so elegant and pretty, long silky hair,flowing down past and over her shoulders.
Then he looked to the other walls, the other poirtraits,the eyes from thepaintings followed his gaze.
AAAHHHHH!!!!Running like a Headless Chicken, I am really good at it too.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!Because my head fell off again!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Photography

I Love Photography....
It is one of my passions
Only my closest friends actually know
that I take photo's.

Photo's are beautiful..
You only live a moment once..
But a photo and a memory
Can && will last a life time

I really love taking photo's mostly of:
Beaches and Flowers;
I also enjoy taking photo's of;
Fireworks and my Friends and Family

Drama 2007
Monologue- Diary Entry

Today went horribly,Ok,, yes I see that very(highly)confused look on your face, so to make you understand fully,,
I guess I have to tell you what happened, to tell you my story, I really don't want to but seeing as I'm not going to hear the end of it.
So I will. Well here it goes

I was wandering along minding my own business,, when I overheard someone talking about cookies, or was it muffins, I can't remember, then I started feeling hungry
, So I was going to go home and start eating one of my Easter eggs.
And before any of you start asking questions, no I was not stalking Little Red Riding Hood, we just happened to cross paths
I asked her where she was going, she told me, then only because I thought she looked like fun, I decided to ask her to race me.
She accepted, and that thing I said about the whole "Silly Little girl, I'm going to gobble you up" thing,,
I was referring to my Easter egg, it was in the shape of a little girl, and I was going to go buy one on the way home.
But then the whole race thing started, I decided to pick one up in the way to her Grandmother's house.
I knew I would get there before she would because I had found a short cut through the woods the day before.
So I picked one up and ate it on the way, when I got half the way I found a box of Grr-ate muffins, so I decided to sell them, seeing that when I was little I was in the Grr-ate club and used to sell those muffins, "Grr-ate Muffins are what we supply we know how to make you buy".
I got to grannies house with a while to spare. I got my breath back and put on my muffin-selling face on, to some it was Creepy and Scary,
To others it was Cute and Handsome.
So knocked on the door, I was half way through saying the club name and she screamed, not one of those screams like when someone gives you a fright but
But one when you see a Huge, Horrible, Hairy Black Spider, and you scream as loud as you can until someone comes and squishes it,
Or puts it outside or whatever they do with it. I don't know, I seem to always be the one that screams.
Anyway she screamed, for what it seemed like a second I blacked out and when I woke up the poor dear was in the closet
And No, she hadn't bought any muffins, I know how sad and it's for charity! Ugh!
I know how sad but back to the story. I was wearing this hideous floral something that is better not thought about.
I don't even know if you could call it a dress, and lying in a bed, in a room that smelt like old people. Not that I have anything against them,
Just you know they have that weird smell.
Then Little Red Riding Hood came, I tried to tell her to come in but my voice went all high pitched. Then I blacked out again and when I woke up this time, Little Red Riding Hood was screaming and this abnormally large man was running into the room.
I don't know if he was fat or just big boned. He was I think the word was wielding yeah wielding an axe, shouting stuff in Gibberish, I tried to get him to say things slower, but then he swung with the axe and nearly hit my ear.
I was so scared frightened and sad, I ran all the way to my parents house, stayed there and cried with my mum and ate ice-cream (which usually makes things better) , When dad got home I left to come back here because all the tears had dried up and we could barely move because of all the ice-cream we ate. I took a cab home and now here I am, sitting here talking to you.

Beach

Is it just me or do others think the beach is the most peaceful
place to go ever. Well actually it depends which beach you
go to, to how many people are there.
Beaches are the nicest places you can go.
You walk along them, lost in your thoughts and by the time
your on your way back down the beach you don't have a
care in the world. Its the greatest feeling ever.
You can be by yourself or with friends, it really dosen't matter,
its a place where you can be whoever you want to,
and do whatever you want to, nodody can or will judge you.

If you don't get to spend alot of time with your close friends,
like me then the beach is one of the greatest places you can
go to re-cap each other on what has happened lately.

If you ever see me on the beach though dosen't matter if I'm
alone or with one of my friends, the beach is the place where
I'm at my craziest, Trust me when I tell you, do not
acknowledge me, because I will embarrass you and myself,
though I don't care if I embarrass myself but I know alot of
people that don't exactly enjoy getting embarrassed.

My friends that were at the beach party last year will know
how, creepy , crazy ,insane ,energetic ,bouncy ,scary ,
unlike my 'self', (though many people don't know what I'm
really like, I onlyrecently started showing my true personality and becoming
less shy), and any other words you use to describe a mentally
insane person..

All of my best memories throughout my life have always been
at a beach, no exceptions..

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!! Whoop Whoop !!!!!!!!!

You know you shouldn't do that, it's bad for youe jandals... :D

Little Red Riding Hood- Wolf Monolouge *From Last Year*

"I haven't eaten for days"I wimpered."Well actually I made a great lemon merange pie yeasterday!Prodly and excitedly.
"But I haven't eaten meat for ages!" "At first, I tried to catch a rabbit, with a net.I did. It struggled for ages, I knew I had it,
But I think I should have checked the net first. Because it found a hole and ran away, I got so frustrated I could have crushed nuts with my bare hand.
"Then I tried to catcha fish, with my paws, which failed. So I tried with my teeth, which also failed, but successfully got me soaked.”
So I tried the old fashioned way, with a fishing rod and a boat in the middle of no where.I sat in that boat all day and all I got was some painful sunburn.
The only good thing about the sunburn was it cooked my flea's. Well, I'm not exctually telling the whole truth when I say I caught nothing.
I caught a shark and it tried to eat me, so I cut the line, but it kept coming back rocking the boat, I got so scared, I literally ran across the water,
all the way back to shore. (Which is big for me because I have the worst fear of water and the worst sunburn).”
"Never going back there again, ever!! So I finally gave up and went to the butcher's instead.And made a beautiful marinated and seasoned chops.
Dilicio!Delicious! Well, I think all meat is delicious, oh, except that horrible stuff, what is it called, the gross stuff is trying to stop people like me
eating meat,oh,the discrace, the stuff, the taste.
Who wouldn't like meat,seriously,tut, tut.
Well, actually I know some people that don't eat meat, like my friend Rhonda, she's a turtle, it's really weird she dosn't eat meat.
It's just so delicious.(Look and Drewl). I don't know how she resists.I mean, if someone waved a nice juicy,marinated steak under my nose,
she'd got in the face (Greener than she already was).And then run away into the bathroom. I mean seriously! Ah-ha the word finally came to me,
that's the word, I hate soo much. The word is. "Tofu, Tofu for sale anyone want some nice tofu chops even tofu hotdogs or mabey even a tofu Hamburger.
"Scram, stupid food replacer.(Scared person run off stage, with cart swerving side to side.).
Now back to what I was saying."
"Soy Products,Soy Products for sale" When do these people ever give up!
"Soy Hot Dogs and everything that meat can make we have here just ask. Scram, Bucco."
"How,How did you know your name" He Stuttered
"Lucky guess I suppose, now beat it!!Now I was saying."
"Beans, Beans For Sale, a great meat substitute!"
"Oh! I give up!"
"What's his problem, oh well, Beans For Sale.

Journey Of A Water Particle

I was a baby water particle, only one cycle old.
The first time I went through the cycle I didn't really understand what was happening
because I was so young.
Now I am waiting excitedly in the sea, waiting for my next time round.
It's so fun, it's kind of like being on an theme park ride.
First I start off in the sea with all my fellow water particles,
then we started getting sucked up,
or evaporated by the sun, it tickles so much, we laugh until our entire
particle hurts and starts to heat up.
As we get higher the tickling slowly fades away,
leaving us all gasping for air.
Then we start to condensate, getting lighter and heavier,
lighter and heavier, it feels so strange,
but so great at the same time.
Then we all got squished, compacted into a huge gray thing
I heard someone say it was called a cloud.
Soon the cloud became too heavy and they all started to fall
as rain by something called Pricipiation...
We were free falling into the unknown,
it was the most exilirating feeling ever.
Then we hit the sea with a sharp crack,
there was a sharp pain, but after a long day
it was good to be back.
There was now time to reat before going back
into the cycle in a few days.

Hello

Hey Guys,

Ok, I am probably the most creepy and or random person
that you will probably meet, ever.....
I never used to be like this.. Until I met the losers I call
my Best Friends...