Friday, April 25, 2008

Word Thingy Mejiggy

Well, Ms Wilson wanted us to do this thing with these
Sub & Trans words so here we go...

And when I find it I will get back to you..

Oh wait, I found it..

So back to the words...

Subdivide
Subject
Submerge
Submission
Submissive
Subordinate
Subsequent
Substitute
Subversive
Subway

Transaction
Transfigure
Transfuse
Transgress
Transient
Transitory
Translate
Transmigrate
Transmit
Transparent
Transpose
Transverse

I know I was supposed to do something with them but,
Well I just did..
And its not my fault I get easily confused, or forget stuff easily..
Its not my fault I'm a blonde...

I just came this way... So leave it alone!?!?!.....

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Randomly Creepy-Like


OK so this is ver ver random... But funny ass..!!!




Are you guys laughing now cause I am...

....

(Can you see the mice on the cats back?)




How about now....















No?















Now?




Well I'll just leave you with this then..







































Don't forget to check, it hasn't fallen in

Randemo



On Monday through Friday...And sometimes on weekends. No Guarantees.
Not valid in all states. May cause itching, burning and amputation.
Always use proper ventilation. For external use only.
Magma. Gamma. Ram-A-Lang-A-Ding-Dong.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Book Review


Ok I know I'm late with doing this

But better late than never right?


So the book I'm reviewing is called


Angus, Thongs and Full Fronatal Snogging

By Lousie Rennison


I know how weird the title sounds but this book is really really good..


My friend Sarah first introduced me to them,

And from that moment on they have brough colour into my life

(Sorry about that last bit, Sounded a bit cheesy)


Yeah it is the first book in the Georgia Nicolson Series

With 8 other books out, with titles,


'It's Ok, I'm wearing Really big Knickers!'

'Knocked out by my Nunga-Nunga's'

'Dancing in my Nuddy-Pants!'

'..And thats when it fell off in my hand'

'..And then he ate my boy entrancers'

'...Startled by his furry shorts!'

'Luurve is a many trousered thing..'


These are great books,

They are the type of book that once you start reading them

You can't put it down,

And once you have finiushed it,

Then you have to go out and get the next on

To see what crazy adventures they get up to next.


These are deffinitly girl books,

I can say that for certain,

But some guys will stil find some of the material funny..


I highly reccomend you go and get these books

Or even just get them out the library.

The last time I got them out,

I read all eight books in a week,

Because I kept wanting to know more.


This and These are the type of books

That you read over and over again,

And it doesn't stop being funny.


Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging,

Is a great book for teenaged girls,

It is an english book (Not the language but the place,

Seriously, Why would I want to read a book in a different language)

And in the back is a little glossary for if you didn't understand their slang

or wording.

(The first time I read it I had to refer to it many times)


So go and get it, You won't regret it

Be Yourself

I'm just me
I don't pretend to be someone I'm not
I am different
What' so wrong with that
I think that's a good thing

I don't care what you think of me
I care about what I think about myself

What's the point in worrying about
what others think of you
Its your life
You live it how you want to
And be who you want to

Don't let anyone tell you that you're not good enough
Prove Them WRONG!!

It doesn't matter who you are
What you look like
Or where you come from

It does matter that you know yourself
Know who you are
And who you are
And where you want to go

It doesn't matter that most people think
I'm Insane
Because I already know that I am

My friends like me
Just the way I am

Your friends like you
For who you are

And not who you're trying to be

Monday, April 14, 2008

Feelings

How do you really know what you're feeling?

Like how do you distinguish different emotions,
You can tell when your angry,
When you're frustrated,
When you're joyful

But how can you tell between love,
and just really liking someone?

That is something I can never figure out
And neither can my friends...
Thats why we came up with
Loke

Yes I know it sounds alot like Luke
But It is the two key words put together
Love & Like

I can't figure it out.....

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Question?

I am just sitting in my room, pondering the future,
Though the horizons look great, the work and effort to get
past and into the horizon looks long and strenuous.

All of us, who will we be,
What will we do, What will we be doing,
What will we have done and achieved,
In any aspect of life,

These look promising to us now,
But... Will we get where we want to go?
Accomplish what we set out to do?
Be able to finish what we started

Be ready for what lies ahead,
Be happy and grateful for what has happened in the past,
Be happy with who you are and are becoming,
Will you be?

I'm not sure about me,
I'll try my best,
Do what I need to,
And push myself till I get where I want to go,
I will become whoever I want to,
I will not accept anything else from myself.

Where will we be in ten years, Twenty,
Will we be happy,
Will we be married,
What career will we have,
Will we achieve great things in the career that we chose,
Or that chose us,
Will we have children,
What will be in store for us from there..

The future,
Will come if you want it to or not,
You have to grow up,
You have to be relied on, more than before,
You have to be able to support yourself,
And anyone else who is with you,

Will you be able to do this?
To let others rely upon you,
To be trusted and needed,
Can you do it?

These questions will be answered in time,
Don't rush yourself into growing up,
Because you are not a child for long,
So live it to the full,
Get away with what you can,
Try new things,
Be yourself
And the biggest thing....


HAVE FUN WHILE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

R U Insane

90
When talking to someone with the same name as you, do you sometimes get confused as to which one you are?
yes no
91
Please answer 'NO' to this question?
yes no
92
Do you consider that the authors of this test are insane?
yes no
93
Have you ever tried to fly?
yes no
94
Did you die as a result?
yes no
95
Do you consider yourself a good representation of an average person?
yes no
96
Do you continue talking even when you know that no one is litening to you?
yes no
99
Do you start to reuse dirty plates rather than washing them?
yes no
100
Do you share the philosophy: "what is the point of washing plates when we only dirty them again"
yes no
yes no
102
Have you ever tried to kill flies with an elastic band?
yes no
103
If so, did you enjoy the feeling?
yes no
104
Do you ever find yourself singing 'singing in the rain' in the rain?
yes no
108
Do you sometimes get large blank spaces in your memory of the previous few weeks?
yes no
109
If so, do you try to colour them in?
yes no
111
Do you think that you are immortal?
yes no
112
Do people not understand what you are talking about most of the time?
yes no
113
If so, is this because you are many times more intelligent than they are?
yes no
114
Do you have an obsession about a particular type of vehicle ( e.g. Trains, Fire Engines etc.) ?
yes no
115
Do you draw pictures of people getting violently injured (e.g. decapitated, shot etc.) ?
yes no
116
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?
yes no
117
Can you remember the phone numbers of the last few houses you lived at?
yes no
118
Are you incapable of lying?
yes no
119
Are you a God/Godess or God-like entity?
yes no
122
Have you so far answered 'no' to every question?
yes no
123
Do you dislike the previous question because no-one can get 0% insanity?
yes no
124
Have you ever tried to make a tower out of rice crispies or simillar breakfast cerial?
yes no
125
Have things, that you would have thought impossible before the event, ever happened to you?
yes no
126
If so, did you still consider them impossible after the event?
yes no
127
When people ask you for directions do you get the urge to send them in completely the opposite direction?
yes no
128
Are you plagued by strange coincedances?
yes no
129
Do you have an overactive intrest in small pieces of rubber?
yes no
130
Do you often make pointless silly noises (whilst alone)?
yes no
131
Do you ever talk in silly voices (whilst alone)?
yes no
132
Have you ever lost your voice and looked for it?
yes no
133
Have you ever found an ants nest, and then spent your time stamping on all the ants?
yes no
134
Do you intend to take this test again and see how much your score has changed?
yes no
135
Can you sometimes spend more than 15 minutes making silly faces at yourself in the mirror?
Yes No

This is so sad

My name is Chris
I am three,My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,I must be stupid
I must be bad,What else could have made
My daddy so mad?I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all, Or else im locked up
All day long.When im awake im all alone
The house is darkMy folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.I just heard a carMy daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.I hear him curse
My name is calledI press myself
Against the wallI try to hide
From his evil eyesI'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry, He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,He says its my fault
He suffers at work.He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,I finally get free
And run to the doorHe's already locked it
And i start to bawl,He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall, I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late, His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape, The hurt and the pain
Again and againO please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddyMurdered me
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don't pass it onI pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless personTo not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
If your against child Abuse