Sunday, April 6, 2008

R U Insane

90
When talking to someone with the same name as you, do you sometimes get confused as to which one you are?
yes no
91
Please answer 'NO' to this question?
yes no
92
Do you consider that the authors of this test are insane?
yes no
93
Have you ever tried to fly?
yes no
94
Did you die as a result?
yes no
95
Do you consider yourself a good representation of an average person?
yes no
96
Do you continue talking even when you know that no one is litening to you?
yes no
99
Do you start to reuse dirty plates rather than washing them?
yes no
100
Do you share the philosophy: "what is the point of washing plates when we only dirty them again"
yes no
yes no
102
Have you ever tried to kill flies with an elastic band?
yes no
103
If so, did you enjoy the feeling?
yes no
104
Do you ever find yourself singing 'singing in the rain' in the rain?
yes no
108
Do you sometimes get large blank spaces in your memory of the previous few weeks?
yes no
109
If so, do you try to colour them in?
yes no
111
Do you think that you are immortal?
yes no
112
Do people not understand what you are talking about most of the time?
yes no
113
If so, is this because you are many times more intelligent than they are?
yes no
114
Do you have an obsession about a particular type of vehicle ( e.g. Trains, Fire Engines etc.) ?
yes no
115
Do you draw pictures of people getting violently injured (e.g. decapitated, shot etc.) ?
yes no
116
Have you ever tried to commit suicide?
yes no
117
Can you remember the phone numbers of the last few houses you lived at?
yes no
118
Are you incapable of lying?
yes no
119
Are you a God/Godess or God-like entity?
yes no
122
Have you so far answered 'no' to every question?
yes no
123
Do you dislike the previous question because no-one can get 0% insanity?
yes no
124
Have you ever tried to make a tower out of rice crispies or simillar breakfast cerial?
yes no
125
Have things, that you would have thought impossible before the event, ever happened to you?
yes no
126
If so, did you still consider them impossible after the event?
yes no
127
When people ask you for directions do you get the urge to send them in completely the opposite direction?
yes no
128
Are you plagued by strange coincedances?
yes no
129
Do you have an overactive intrest in small pieces of rubber?
yes no
130
Do you often make pointless silly noises (whilst alone)?
yes no
131
Do you ever talk in silly voices (whilst alone)?
yes no
132
Have you ever lost your voice and looked for it?
yes no
133
Have you ever found an ants nest, and then spent your time stamping on all the ants?
yes no
134
Do you intend to take this test again and see how much your score has changed?
yes no
135
Can you sometimes spend more than 15 minutes making silly faces at yourself in the mirror?
Yes No

1 comment:

Vinay said...

well that was a giant waste of time