Old

Signs of Menopause:

1. You sell your home heating at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

Old Is When:

1.Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go with them.
3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot.
5. An all nighter means not getting up to pee

Thoughts for the Weekend:

Wouldn't it be nice if we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start over.

Just remember, that if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labour!

Brain cells come, and Brain cells go, But fat cells live forever!

A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable,
And Always Close To Your Heart!