Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower
after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices
the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse.
If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork
looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently
stuck in my arse.
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along Russell Street and I
tripped over an oil lamp.
There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat
came boiling out. He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie.
I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No shit?'
God Bless Australia
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